








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 110 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
339 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 810 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 140 | 17% |
| Smokes | 213 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 325 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 132 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $159,530 of utility $185 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | donut | 5 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | JYK_ | 2 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | SaltyGamja | 1 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Ol'Bertha R.I.P Ol'Bertha | 1 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | donut | 175 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #2 | SaltyGamja | 83 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #3 | JYK_ | 66 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | ԼøςТ doggo님 | 20 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | Ol'Bertha R.I.P Ol'Bertha | 17 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | donut | +5.22 | 84 | 58 |
| #2 | SaltyGamja | +0.55 | 69 | 44 |
| #3 | EdSinister | -0.52 | 66 | 46 |
| #4 | ԼøςТ doggo님 | -0.64 | 66 | 63 |
| #5 | JYK_ | -1.42 | 63 | 51 |





