








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 599 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 400 matches | ||
| Premier | 280 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6897 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 35,483 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11419 | 32% |
| Smokes | 8501 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 6810 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 8753 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,983,367 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 322 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | omoo | 75% | 52 |
| #2 | Larry5k | 70% | 46 |
| #3 | Tea Pot Man | 65% | 62 |
| #4 | runchie | 62% | 570 |
| #5 | onter | 61% | 526 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | yerdun | 59% | 127 |
| #8 | Billias | 58% | 117 |
| #9 | AsianAssist | 57% | 213 |
| #10 | Awptic | All Week Warrior | 53% | 45 |
| #11 | HKZZ | 52% | 97 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | onter | 11 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | runchie | 10 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | yerdun | 8 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | Larry5k | 6 | 0.0062 |
| #5 | Catlin | 5 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | onter | 2791 | 0.25 | 71 min |
| #2 | runchie | 1779 | 0.15 | 46 min |
| #3 | AsianAssist | 1032 | 0.22 | 27 min |
| #4 | Catlin | 482 | 0.06 | 12 min |
| #5 | Billias | 341 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | omoo | +3.88 | 87 | 57 |
| #2 | runchie | +2.99 | 87 | 71 |
| #3 | onter | +1.61 | 86 | 76 |
| #4 | Larry5k | +1.49 | 78 | 76 |
| #5 | Awptic | All Week Warrior | +0.62 | 81 | 53 |





