








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1411 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 466 matches | ||
| Esplay | 39 matches | 2,233 | |
| Wingman | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7237 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,371 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7950 | 31% |
| Smokes | 6912 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4737 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 5772 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,554,195 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 654 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GoeRaNN | 68% | 31 |
| #2 | vatten | 62% | 108 |
| #3 | Chim | 54% | 78 |
| #4 | zesi | 53% | 181 |
| #5 | Stickybeez | 53% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Stickybeez | 53% | 38 |
| #6 | crodo | 53% | 78 |
| #7 | ticz | 52% | 145 |
| #8 | Lumanare | 52% | 90 |
| #9 | Xaarlan | 47% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zesi | 15 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | vatten | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | Chim | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | Lumanare | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | crodo | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zesi | 655 | 0.18 | 17 min |
| #2 | ticz | 481 | 0.15 | 14 min |
| #3 | vatten | 469 | 0.19 | 13 min |
| #4 | crodo | 271 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #5 | Chim | 254 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Excpect | +1.79 | 86 | 68 |
| #2 | vatten | +1.40 | 81 | 67 |
| #3 | Stickybeez | +1.34 | 86 | 72 |
| #4 | ticz | +0.76 | 85 | 72 |
| #5 | GoeRaNN | +0.50 | 86 | 70 |





