








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 841 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 440 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 190 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 50 matches | ||
| Premier | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




266 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10779 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,153 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2703 | 16% |
| Smokes | 4027 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4054 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 6369 | 37% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,666,885 of utility $205 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2624 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tha chubbsta | 59% | 96 |
| #2 | SeeYesGo | 55% | 92 |
| #3 | wgns | 54% | 68 |
| #4 | denial off the galaxy gas | 54% | 209 |
| #5 | Dilemma | 52% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | denial off the galaxy gas | 51 | 0.0126 |
| #2 | tha chubbsta | 43 | 0.0236 |
| #3 | butterscotch | 37 | 0.0177 |
| #4 | Geiziger off the Wienerschnitzel | 28 | 0.0201 |
| #5 | 黑暗幽灵 | 25 | 0.0114 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | denial off the galaxy gas | 429 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #2 | Manpoints69 | 282 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #3 | 黑暗幽灵 | 280 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #4 | butterscotch | 198 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | wgns | 180 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Manpoints69 | +1.59 | 47 | 56 |
| #2 | wgns | +1.53 | 82 | 65 |
| #3 | Ghostie-Kun | +1.09 | 50 | 33 |
| #4 | Dilemma | +0.89 | 54 | 44 |
| #5 | SeeYesGo | +0.26 | 58 | 8 |





