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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1073 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 212 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Esplay | 10 matches | 1,700 | |
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 66 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3476 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,761 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2561 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2425 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3280 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2495 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,683,419 of utility $226 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 170 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Jönssi | 47% | 142 |
| #9 | Juide | 47% | 175 |
| #10 | Jessukkka | 44% | 91 |
| #11 | nopahanski | 26% | 23 |
| #12 | Osteri0ssi | 26% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nopahanski | 12 | 0.0239 |
| #2 | Osteri0ssi | 11 | 0.0215 |
| #3 | Jönssi | 9 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | RANKAISIJA | 8 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | Juide | 7 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jessukkka | +3.19 | 87 | 34 |
| #2 | Jönssi | +2.69 | 72 | 59 |
| #3 | don löpä | +2.62 | 68 | 84 |
| #4 | MÄNTÄ | +2.48 | 72 | 56 |
| #5 | pataässän juha | +1.66 | 82 | 35 |





