








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1167 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 331 matches | ||
| Faceit | 122 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 32 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Esplay | 2 matches | 1,751 |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 101 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




52 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6181 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,023 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 946 | 9% |
| Smokes | 3047 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 5193 | 47% |
| Molotovs | 1837 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,148,330 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1660 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leonard | 57% | 100 |
| #2 | Huima Hedari | 55% | 55 |
| #3 | retu | 54% | 208 |
| #4 | 39BURIED | 54% | 312 |
| #5 | stormbergg | 44% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | stormbergg | 44% | 91 |
| #6 | Juide | 43% | 81 |
| #7 | Jönssi | 43% | 72 |
| #8 | MAUNIS | 41% | 37 |
| #9 | RANKAISIJA | 39% | 112 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 39BURIED | 33 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | retu | 15 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | MAUNIS | 13 | 0.0176 |
| #4 | stormbergg | 9 | 0.0049 |
| #5 | Huima Hedari | 8 | 0.0071 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 39BURIED | 699 | 0.11 | 18 min |
| #2 | retu | 698 | 0.16 | 18 min |
| #3 | Juide | 276 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #4 | Leonard | 248 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #5 | stormbergg | 204 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jönssi | +2.91 | 75 | 57 |
| #2 | Jessukkka | +1.84 | 82 | 38 |
| #3 | Leonard | +1.61 | 81 | 69 |
| #4 | MAUNIS | +0.36 | 72 | 36 |
| #5 | stormbergg | -0.16 | 69 | 54 |





