








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 996 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 135 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3211 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,467 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2567 | 40% |
| Smokes | 1585 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2094 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 221 | 3% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,087,020 of utility $187 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 495 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Juide | 52% | 158 |
| #6 | borgu | 50% | 28 |
| #7 | RANKAISIJA | 47% | 139 |
| #8 | stormbergg | 47% | 142 |
| #9 | Jessukkka | 43% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | stormbergg | 13 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | RANKAISIJA | 11 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | Juide | 8 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | lentokenttä | 5 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | Jessukkka | 3 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MÄNTÄ | +3.87 | 77 | 60 |
| #2 | Jönssi | +3.60 | 75 | 57 |
| #3 | Jessukkka | +2.63 | 88 | 35 |
| #4 | Juide | -0.15 | 46 | 57 |
| #5 | stormbergg | -0.22 | 68 | 56 |





