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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 270 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1162 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,101 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 559 | 27% |
| Smokes | 582 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 691 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 269 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $802,034 of utility $281 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 58 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | stormbergg | 51% | 57 |
| #5 | Juide | 49% | 83 |
| #6 | RANKAISIJA | 43% | 83 |
| #7 | Jessukkka | 32% | 31 |
| #8 | borgu | 31% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jönssi | 11 | 0.0071 |
| #2 | RANKAISIJA | 9 | 0.0054 |
| #3 | stormbergg | 8 | 0.0074 |
| #4 | Juide | 4 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | Jessukkka | 2 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jessukkka | +4.52 | 90 | 27 |
| #2 | Jönssi | +4.51 | 78 | 59 |
| #3 | stormbergg | +1.70 | 72 | 52 |
| #4 | Juide | +1.46 | 51 | 60 |
| #5 | borgu | +1.13 | 72 | 58 |





