








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 953 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 245 matches | ||
| Faceit | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6073 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,158 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5904 | 27% |
| Smokes | 6906 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3744 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 5604 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,983,673 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 802 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DotZ. | 66% | 38 |
| #2 | Eisbär | 65% | 43 |
| #3 | MommaMady | 54% | 52 |
| #4 | leisure | 51% | 98 |
| #5 | moonexe | 50% | 225 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | moonexe | 20 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | Porky | 18 | 0.0204 |
| #3 | Eisbär | 6 | 0.0069 |
| #4 | leisure | 5 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | DotZ. | 5 | 0.0063 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | leisure | 408 | 0.20 | 11 min |
| #2 | Eisbär | 236 | 0.27 | 6 min |
| #3 | moonexe | 197 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #4 | DotZ. | 177 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #5 | Porky | 87 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eisbär | +2.85 | 82 | 68 |
| #2 | DotZ. | +2.70 | 77 | 54 |
| #3 | Guacamole | +1.78 | 63 | 69 |
| #4 | Porky | +1.04 | 64 | 42 |
| #5 | leisure | +0.24 | 67 | 63 |





