








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 757 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 500 matches | ||
| Premier | 137 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9226 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,051 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6827 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3913 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 6001 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 5310 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,775,562 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 310 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sherwin | 94% | 49 |
| #2 | blue slime | 89% | 209 |
| #3 | -Silver2k | 88% | 318 |
| #4 | Ezelpigu | 88% | 254 |
| #5 | Leo girl | 87% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | doggo | 33 | 0.0088 |
| #2 | 1001 | 12 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | pikabo0o0 | 8 | 0.0073 |
| #4 | -Silver2k | 4 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | Leo girl | 4 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | blue slime | +5.09 | 90 | 70 |
| #2 | ɴᴏ ɢʀᴀꜱꜱ, ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴄꜱ | +3.55 | 79 | 76 |
| #3 | sliverplay | +3.04 | 88 | 59 |
| #4 | Ezelpigu | +2.77 | 75 | 62 |
| #5 | 𝙋𝙧 | +2.55 | 88 | 60 |





