








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2229 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 1716 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 170 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 140 matches | ||
| Premier | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




48 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
18209 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 53,708 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6382 | 12% |
| Smokes | 19160 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 10826 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 17340 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,129,624 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 746 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kjaerbye | 90% | 166 |
| #2 | Imagination | 89% | 123 |
| #3 | 𝙋𝙧 | 88% | 254 |
| #4 | ende. | 86% | 117 |
| #5 | -Silver2k | 86% | 1286 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anasasis | 33 | 0.0071 |
| #2 | taco | 32 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | blue slime | 25 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | -Silver2k | 22 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | sherwin | 12 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | blue slime | 3773 | 0.15 | 107 min |
| #2 | taco | 2866 | 0.23 | 92 min |
| #3 | sherwin | 1528 | 0.13 | 44 min |
| #4 | Anasasis | 1006 | 0.22 | 30 min |
| #5 | Leo girl | 660 | 0.15 | 15 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anasasis | +5.77 | 88 | 66 |
| #2 | Imagination | +5.41 | 90 | 74 |
| #3 | ende. | +5.29 | 90 | 60 |
| #4 | scapederp | +4.78 | 84 | 62 |
| #5 | blue slime | +4.44 | 91 | 66 |





