








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 98 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1735 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,070 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 706 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1091 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1193 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1080 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $491,026 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 28 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | corvinmeister | 52% | 29 |
| #7 | MrFlaMez♔♡ | 50% | 18 |
| #8 | Sir.Ren | 49% | 57 |
| #9 | mika-iwnl- | 48% | 62 |
| #10 | yannick- | 46% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LeonW4 | 6 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | legit | 5 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | yannick- | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Delidogg | 2 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | MrFlaMez♔♡ | 2 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | legit | 232 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #2 | mika-iwnl- | 212 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #3 | yannick- | 156 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #4 | LeonW4 | 146 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #5 | Sir.Ren | 105 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yannick- | +2.06 | 67 | 72 |
| #2 | legit | +1.26 | 82 | 64 |
| #3 | LeonW4 | +0.95 | 76 | 63 |
| #4 | mika-iwnl- | +0.58 | 79 | 69 |
| #5 | Timmmmmey | -0.00 | 76 | 51 |





