








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 601 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 189 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 118 matches | ||
| Premier | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 59 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




63 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5723 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,843 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6367 | 27% |
| Smokes | 6264 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 6002 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 5210 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,108,200 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 540 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kyrox | 66% | 106 |
| #2 | agetrona | 64% | 59 |
| #3 | d4j1N | 62% | 556 |
| #4 | P-Kone | 61% | 174 |
| #5 | Return of Randy Bobandy | 61% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | ✪Thorerere | 60% | 72 |
| #7 | any | 59% | 536 |
| #8 | ✪ L3nLu | 56% | 43 |
| #9 | Rojo | 55% | 132 |
| #10 | fidel-_- | 54% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | d4j1N | 61 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | P-Kone | 21 | 0.0066 |
| #3 | any | 19 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | ✪ L3nLu | 10 | 0.0118 |
| #5 | Return of Randy Bobandy | 9 | 0.0097 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | any | 2279 | 0.22 | 64 min |
| #2 | d4j1N | 1450 | 0.14 | 28 min |
| #3 | P-Kone | 547 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #4 | kyrox | 547 | 0.27 | 14 min |
| #5 | Rojo | 441 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | d4j1N | +4.40 | 90 | 62 |
| #2 | kyrox | +3.50 | 89 | 75 |
| #3 | P-Kone | +0.58 | 88 | 57 |
| #4 | Return of Randy Bobandy | -0.05 | 74 | 70 |
| #5 | .slow | -0.33 | 82 | 70 |





