








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1759 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 285 matches | ||
| Premier | 246 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 161 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




130 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12776 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 38,137 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 14031 | 37% |
| Smokes | 9660 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 6081 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 8365 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,645,936 of utility $68 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1432 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bomber | 67% | 169 |
| #2 | kyrox | 66% | 177 |
| #3 | d4j1N | 63% | 332 |
| #4 | .slow | 61% | 174 |
| #5 | Rojo | 60% | 108 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | EclAiS | 52% | 71 |
| #13 | Shex | 50% | 100 |
| #14 | ChewVACca | 50% | 152 |
| #15 | Losy_Golab | 49% | 76 |
| #16 | sonniibee | 44% | 139 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | andL ✌ | 2502 | 0.21 | 63 min |
| #2 | ✪︎ Feelings4You | 1401 | 0.16 | 26 min |
| #3 | DOPE | 1184 | 0.11 | 29 min |
| #4 | any | 1083 | 0.25 | 30 min |
| #5 | kyrox | 916 | 0.28 | 26 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | d4j1N | +3.68 | 90 | 59 |
| #2 | ✪︎ Feelings4You | +3.36 | 91 | 62 |
| #3 | kyrox | +2.92 | 89 | 75 |
| #4 | andL ✌ | +1.70 | 86 | 73 |
| #5 | DOPE | +1.37 | 84 | 62 |





