








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 832 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 182 matches | ||
| Premier | 154 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 142 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 80 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5023 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,109 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9989 | 36% |
| Smokes | 5421 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 7258 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 5441 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,388,882 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1621 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kyrox | 64% | 127 |
| #2 | d4j1N | 60% | 625 |
| #3 | agetrona | 60% | 60 |
| #4 | .slow | 59% | 536 |
| #5 | P-Kone | 59% | 229 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | fidel-_- | 58% | 85 |
| #7 | ✪ L3nLu | 55% | 56 |
| #8 | ✪Thorerere | 52% | 81 |
| #9 | Rojo | 50% | 156 |
| #10 | DMK | 44% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | d4j1N | 79 | 0.0066 |
| #2 | .slow | 55 | 0.0054 |
| #3 | P-Kone | 35 | 0.0080 |
| #4 | ✪ L3nLu | 20 | 0.0182 |
| #5 | ✪Thorerere | 7 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | d4j1N | 1678 | 0.14 | 33 min |
| #2 | .slow | 1529 | 0.15 | 36 min |
| #3 | P-Kone | 792 | 0.18 | 14 min |
| #4 | kyrox | 712 | 0.29 | 19 min |
| #5 | Rojo | 522 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | d4j1N | +3.95 | 90 | 61 |
| #2 | kyrox | +3.53 | 88 | 74 |
| #3 | P-Kone | +0.46 | 88 | 57 |
| #4 | fidel-_- | -0.10 | 73 | 66 |
| #5 | .slow | -0.39 | 82 | 70 |





