








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1864 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 256 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 219 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 198 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 99 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




104 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13252 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,802 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7644 | 26% |
| Smokes | 8950 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 7789 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 5419 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,216,015 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1903 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Phil | 71% | 58 |
| #2 | daddy | 71% | 78 |
| #3 | kyrox | 68% | 328 |
| #4 | k1ngo | 66% | 130 |
| #5 | agetrona | 65% | 100 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Return of Randy Bobandy | 61% | 74 |
| #10 | any | 60% | 625 |
| #11 | Rojo | 59% | 293 |
| #12 | ✪Thorerere | 58% | 118 |
| #13 | fidel-_- | 56% | 99 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .slow | 58 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | P-Kone | 43 | 0.0072 |
| #3 | any | 26 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | kyrox | 20 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | Phil | 17 | 0.0153 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | any | 2763 | 0.23 | 78 min |
| #2 | kyrox | 1711 | 0.29 | 47 min |
| #3 | .slow | 1563 | 0.15 | 37 min |
| #4 | P-Kone | 1105 | 0.18 | 20 min |
| #5 | Rojo | 931 | 0.18 | 19 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | d4j1N | +3.73 | 90 | 61 |
| #2 | kyrox | +2.90 | 89 | 76 |
| #3 | k1ngo | +1.62 | 78 | 78 |
| #4 | Phil | +1.03 | 83 | 57 |
| #5 | P-Kone | +0.50 | 89 | 58 |





