








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 343 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1624 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,372 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2171 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2818 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1000 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 2383 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $755,959 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SCxM | 67% | 18 |
| #2 | CAPOO | 65% | 80 |
| #3 | MK 1.1 | 65% | 17 |
| #4 | YuKi™(。・ω・。)ノ♡ | 64% | 66 |
| #5 | Woo | 58% | 120 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dylisious | 617 | 0.24 | 12 min |
| #2 | Woo | 405 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #3 | CAPOO | 241 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #4 | YuKi™(。・ω・。)ノ♡ | 238 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #5 | ShuKai | 187 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ShuKai | +4.18 | 75 | 55 |
| #2 | KKmura | +3.25 | 64 | 63 |
| #3 | CAPOO | +3.15 | 86 | 61 |
| #4 | SCxM | +3.08 | 63 | 58 |
| #5 | YuKi™(。・ω・。)ノ♡ | +2.56 | 71 | 60 |





