








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1299 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 788 matches | ||
| Wingman | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




85 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11302 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,714 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8966 | 30% |
| Smokes | 10051 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 6723 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3974 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,041,285 of utility $44 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 651 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 〄 ᶠᵘᶜᵏn0Riii_ᵧₒᵤ | 69% | 58 |
| #2 | ✪ Orion | 53% | 197 |
| #3 | Sk28 | 47% | 544 |
| #4 | Itzloki | 46% | 416 |
| #5 | McLovin | 43% | 306 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Itzloki | 46% | 416 |
| #5 | McLovin | 43% | 306 |
| #6 | z1n | 42% | 106 |
| #7 | bob ross | 38% | 125 |
| #8 | mellix | 37% | 124 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sk28 | 58 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | McLovin | 40 | 0.0063 |
| #3 | bob ross | 34 | 0.0146 |
| #4 | Itzloki | 24 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | z1n | 23 | 0.0104 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Orion | 552 | 0.13 | 14 min |
| #2 | z1n | 540 | 0.24 | 6 min |
| #3 | McLovin | 509 | 0.08 | 12 min |
| #4 | Sk28 | 432 | 0.04 | 11 min |
| #5 | Itzloki | 326 | 0.04 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 〄 ᶠᵘᶜᵏn0Riii_ᵧₒᵤ | +5.56 | 93 | 63 |
| #2 | Lunatic | +1.10 | 66 | 50 |
| #3 | ✪ Orion | +1.02 | 55 | 61 |
| #4 | Sk28 | -0.03 | 16 | 28 |
| #5 | z1n | -0.44 | 69 | 30 |





