








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 315 matches | ||
| Wingman | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




110 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3711 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,592 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1633 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1907 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1465 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 587 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $727,675 of utility $72 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sk28 | 46% | 61 |
| #2 | Lunatic | 38% | 125 |
| #3 | Itzloki | 36% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sk28 | 46% | 61 |
| #2 | Lunatic | 38% | 125 |
| #3 | Itzloki | 36% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lunatic | 18 | 0.0078 |
| #2 | Sk28 | 11 | 0.0086 |
| #3 | Itzloki | 7 | 0.0101 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lunatic | 105 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #2 | Sk28 | 40 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #3 | Itzloki | 29 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lunatic | +2.91 | 67 | 34 |
| #2 | Sk28 | +2.13 | 23 | 24 |
| #3 | Itzloki | -0.56 | 54 | 29 |
| #4 | bob ross | -1.06 | 31 | 32 |





