








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 471 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 339 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3930 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,073 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1507 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1786 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1847 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1933 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,505,879 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 287 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Orion | 58% | 65 |
| #2 | Thecrazykorean | 46% | 37 |
| #3 | Lunatic | 46% | 416 |
| #4 | Sk28 | 42% | 307 |
| #5 | McLovin | 39% | 132 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Sk28 | 42% | 307 |
| #5 | McLovin | 39% | 132 |
| #6 | mellix | 39% | 95 |
| #7 | bob ross | 36% | 33 |
| #8 | z1n | 27% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lunatic | 42 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | Sk28 | 33 | 0.0052 |
| #3 | z1n | 23 | 0.0198 |
| #4 | McLovin | 15 | 0.0053 |
| #5 | bob ross | 13 | 0.0182 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lunatic | 951 | 0.11 | 21 min |
| #2 | z1n | 273 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| #3 | McLovin | 235 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #4 | Sk28 | 231 | 0.04 | 6 min |
| #5 | ✪ Orion | 190 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Thecrazykorean | +3.24 | 82 | 65 |
| #2 | ✪ Orion | +2.73 | 54 | 63 |
| #3 | Lunatic | +1.59 | 66 | 50 |
| #4 | Sk28 | +0.39 | 14 | 29 |
| #5 | McLovin | -0.67 | 55 | 59 |





