








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 72 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
776 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,337 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1337 | 31% |
| Smokes | 857 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1317 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 826 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $241,966 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | | 81% | 36 |
| #2 | aqrcN | 78% | 23 |
| #3 | kizu | 71% | 34 |
| #4 | Ullut | 70% | 30 |
| #5 | DJ Trexx | 59% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ikwashier | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | kizu | 3 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | mind = controlled | 2 | 0.0097 |
| #4 | DJ Trexx | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Ullut | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ikwashier | 331 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #2 | oskoskosk | 276 | 0.27 | 7 min |
| #3 | DJ Trexx | 124 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #4 | kizu | 59 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | aqrcN | 53 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kizu | +3.30 | 74 | 62 |
| #2 | oskoskosk | +2.58 | 73 | 70 |
| #3 | aqrcN | +1.78 | 77 | 65 |
| #4 | Ullut | +1.04 | 73 | 69 |
| #5 | ikwashier | +0.64 | 73 | 61 |





