








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 164 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 166 matches | ||
| Wingman | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2950 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,073 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2834 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2613 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2092 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2534 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $702,585 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 35 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fraNz フランツ | 67% | 18 |
| #2 | Ullut | 62% | 84 |
| #3 | kizu | 62% | 78 |
| #4 | | 59% | 88 |
| #5 | aqrcN | 58% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mind = controlled | 10 | 0.0117 |
| #2 | kizu | 7 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | DJ Trexx | 7 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | Ullut | 4 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | aqrcN | 3 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oskoskosk | 995 | 0.26 | 26 min |
| #2 | Trabje | 301 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #3 | DJ Trexx | 193 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #4 | kizu | 161 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | Ullut | 121 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fraNz フランツ | +2.60 | 70 | 68 |
| #2 | oskoskosk | +2.16 | 71 | 69 |
| #3 | kizu | +2.10 | 75 | 62 |
| #4 | Ullut | +1.67 | 74 | 69 |
| #5 | aqrcN | +0.53 | 78 | 68 |





