








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 15 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 67 matches | ||
| Faceit | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1465 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,817 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1457 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1287 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 927 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1146 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $219,525 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 113 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Captainapollo CSGO-SKINS.COM | 86% | 14 |
| #2 | ~snooples💤™🤤😋🗿 | 65% | 17 |
| #3 | kil0 | 64% | 14 |
| #4 | munto | 64% | 14 |
| #5 | bubagumpy | 64% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Gresh | 63% | 94 |
| #8 | blue | 61% | 90 |
| #9 | ✪ Absolute | 52% | 54 |
| #10 | CRUNK | 50% | 12 |
| #11 | hype ☔ | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | blue | 7 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | ✪ Absolute | 3 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | CRUNK | 2 | 0.0072 |
| #4 | Gresh | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | ~snooples💤™🤤😋🗿 | 1 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | munto | +2.37 | 70 | 68 |
| #2 | kil0 | +2.06 | 70 | 61 |
| #3 | Gresh | +2.01 | 85 | 69 |
| #4 | CRUNK | +1.00 | 87 | 59 |
| #5 | ✪ Absolute | +0.98 | 82 | 70 |





