








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 185 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 268 matches | ||
| Faceit | 114 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4084 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,114 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3314 | 21% |
| Smokes | 4719 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3245 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 4836 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,055,103 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 15 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | munto | 58% | 133 |
| #2 | zenith | 57% | 164 |
| #3 | kil0 | 57% | 220 |
| #4 | bubagumpy | 56% | 247 |
| #5 | PandaWafer | 52% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | munto | 6 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | bubagumpy | 5 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | kil0 | 5 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | PandaWafer | 4 | 0.0073 |
| #5 | zenith | 2 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bubagumpy | 491 | 0.09 | 12 min |
| #2 | zenith | 338 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #3 | kil0 | 300 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #4 | munto | 257 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #5 | PandaWafer | 129 | 0.24 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | munto | +1.92 | 70 | 60 |
| #2 | kil0 | +1.78 | 76 | 49 |
| #3 | PandaWafer | +0.35 | 72 | 64 |
| #4 | ~snooples💤™🤤😋🗿 | +0.02 | 80 | 60 |
| #5 | bubagumpy | +0.02 | 74 | 50 |





