








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 45 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 158 matches | ||
| Faceit | 70 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3515 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,819 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1614 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1576 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1568 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1061 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,366,480 of utility $213 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 153 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ~snooples💤™🤤😋🗿 | 57% | 220 |
| #2 | munto | 54% | 95 |
| #3 | bubagumpy | 52% | 221 |
| #4 | zenith | 51% | 150 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ~snooples💤™🤤😋🗿 | 57% | 220 |
| #2 | munto | 54% | 95 |
| #3 | bubagumpy | 52% | 221 |
| #4 | zenith | 51% | 150 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ~snooples💤™🤤😋🗿 | 7 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | bubagumpy | 5 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | munto | 5 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | zenith | 4 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ~snooples💤™🤤😋🗿 | 514 | 0.11 | 14 min |
| #2 | bubagumpy | 497 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| #3 | zenith | 301 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #4 | munto | 245 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kil0 | +2.06 | 76 | 49 |
| #2 | munto | +1.78 | 71 | 61 |
| #3 | ~snooples💤™🤤😋🗿 | +0.14 | 81 | 60 |
| #4 | bubagumpy | -0.49 | 75 | 52 |
| #5 | zenith | -1.58 | 63 | 55 |





