








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 55 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 179 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3194 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,016 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2786 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2459 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1367 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 2404 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $350,297 of utility $69 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 50 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Captainapollo CSGO-SKINS.COM | 88% | 16 |
| #2 | muse | 69% | 13 |
| #3 | ✪ Absolute | 66% | 58 |
| #4 | duw | 63% | 94 |
| #5 | blue | 60% | 182 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | blue | 12 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | duw | 6 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | muse | 3 | 0.0121 |
| #4 | ✪ Absolute | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Captainapollo CSGO-SKINS.COM | 1 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gresh | +2.55 | 86 | 69 |
| #2 | muse | +2.14 | 88 | 56 |
| #3 | ✪ Absolute | +1.73 | 81 | 71 |
| #4 | Captainapollo CSGO-SKINS.COM | +0.74 | 80 | 49 |
| #5 | blue | +0.21 | 85 | 53 |





