








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1202 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 319 matches | ||
| Faceit | 310 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10079 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,023 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6247 | 22% |
| Smokes | 9103 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 4737 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 7936 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,350,541 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 416 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mörli | 58% | 50 |
| #2 | Styx | 57% | 312 |
| #3 | ✧: •.c dawg hates csgo | 52% | 675 |
| #4 | Annapanna | 51% | 210 |
| #5 | god | 50% | 422 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | ✧: •.c dawg hates csgo | 52% | 675 |
| #4 | Annapanna | 51% | 210 |
| #5 | god | 50% | 422 |
| #6 | rezot | 50% | 113 |
| #7 | an idiot™ | 47% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✧: •.c dawg hates csgo | 52 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | Styx | 26 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | god | 7 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | rezot | 7 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | Annapanna | 5 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✧: •.c dawg hates csgo | 1628 | 0.11 | 34 min |
| #2 | Styx | 643 | 0.10 | 14 min |
| #3 | rezot | 627 | 0.26 | 17 min |
| #4 | god | 552 | 0.06 | 11 min |
| #5 | Annapanna | 306 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sk1reh | +2.75 | 78 | 66 |
| #2 | ✧: •.c dawg hates csgo | +0.60 | 73 | 57 |
| #3 | Styx | +0.60 | 84 | 60 |
| #4 | an idiot™ | -0.26 | 62 | 70 |
| #5 | god | -0.71 | 78 | 53 |





