








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1173 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 174 matches | ||
| Faceit | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 67 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5047 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,132 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4093 | 24% |
| Smokes | 4221 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 5413 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 3405 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,313,910 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 757 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rezot | 59% | 74 |
| #2 | Sk1reh | 57% | 312 |
| #3 | Annapanna | 56% | 128 |
| #4 | god | 55% | 113 |
| #5 | ✧: •.c dawg hates csgo | 53% | 268 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Sk1reh | 57% | 312 |
| #3 | Annapanna | 56% | 128 |
| #4 | god | 55% | 113 |
| #5 | ✧: •.c dawg hates csgo | 53% | 268 |
| #6 | LAZ(Y) | 51% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✧: •.c dawg hates csgo | 33 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | Sk1reh | 11 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | rezot | 5 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | Annapanna | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | god | 3 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✧: •.c dawg hates csgo | 618 | 0.11 | 14 min |
| #2 | Sk1reh | 559 | 0.09 | 14 min |
| #3 | rezot | 420 | 0.27 | 11 min |
| #4 | Annapanna | 189 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | god | 169 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sk1reh | +2.38 | 77 | 68 |
| #2 | Styx | +0.81 | 85 | 62 |
| #3 | ✧: •.c dawg hates csgo | +0.41 | 71 | 54 |
| #4 | god | -0.01 | 78 | 55 |
| #5 | LAZ(Y) | -0.42 | 88 | 37 |





