








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1104 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 328 matches | ||
| Faceit | 263 matches | ||
| Esplay | 8 matches | 1,717 | |
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6518 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,061 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4237 | 20% |
| Smokes | 5413 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5977 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 5434 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,717,152 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 944 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Styx | 55% | 113 |
| #2 | Sk1reh | 50% | 422 |
| #3 | ✧: •.c dawg hates csgo | 49% | 504 |
| #4 | rezot | 49% | 76 |
| #5 | an idiot™ | 48% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Sk1reh | 50% | 422 |
| #3 | ✧: •.c dawg hates csgo | 49% | 504 |
| #4 | rezot | 49% | 76 |
| #5 | an idiot™ | 48% | 42 |
| #6 | Annapanna | 45% | 157 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✧: •.c dawg hates csgo | 29 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Sk1reh | 7 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | Annapanna | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Styx | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | rezot | 2 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✧: •.c dawg hates csgo | 1229 | 0.11 | 26 min |
| #2 | Sk1reh | 879 | 0.10 | 19 min |
| #3 | rezot | 429 | 0.27 | 12 min |
| #4 | Styx | 256 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #5 | Annapanna | 239 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sk1reh | +2.61 | 79 | 66 |
| #2 | ✧: •.c dawg hates csgo | +0.97 | 72 | 58 |
| #3 | Styx | +0.61 | 84 | 61 |
| #4 | god | -0.19 | 78 | 53 |
| #5 | an idiot™ | -0.52 | 63 | 70 |





