








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1011 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 139 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 74 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4279 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,728 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3075 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3474 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2240 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2939 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,474,908 of utility $199 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1036 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | silly | 53% | 19 |
| #5 | Devil Thing | 52% | 65 |
| #6 | el rhéba quid kjadjät | 48% | 44 |
| #7 | HiddeBD | 48% | 84 |
| #8 | Panzerkampfwagen 38 | 46% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | honq | 35 | 0.0102 |
| #2 | Djecco | 25 | 0.0058 |
| #3 | HiddeBD | 11 | 0.0065 |
| #4 | Devil Thing | 10 | 0.0079 |
| #5 | Panzerkampfwagen 38 | 8 | 0.0162 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | honq | +2.65 | 66 | 60 |
| #2 | FireSky | +1.99 | 76 | 59 |
| #3 | Djecco | -0.31 | 43 | 60 |
| #4 | el rhéba quid kjadjät | -1.39 | 39 | 28 |
| #5 | Devil Thing | -2.55 | 50 | 47 |





