








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1087 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




69 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4366 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,010 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2410 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2691 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1710 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2199 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,071,964 of utility $269 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 496 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | el rhéba quid kjadjät | 47% | 109 |
| #7 | silly | 43% | 84 |
| #8 | HiddeBD | 43% | 215 |
| #9 | Panzerkampfwagen 38 | 37% | 59 |
| #10 | Timtime_7000 | 37% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Djecco | 38 | 0.0060 |
| #2 | HiddeBD | 26 | 0.0061 |
| #3 | Devil Thing | 22 | 0.0113 |
| #4 | Panzerkampfwagen 38 | 22 | 0.0186 |
| #5 | FireSky | 13 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | honq | +3.37 | 66 | 57 |
| #2 | FireSky | +2.91 | 76 | 60 |
| #3 | alexz3103 | +2.89 | 76 | 47 |
| #4 | Djecco | +0.70 | 46 | 59 |
| #5 | el rhéba quid kjadjät | +0.08 | 46 | 40 |





