








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 925 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 39 matches | ||
| Premier | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 83 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3241 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,721 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3590 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4334 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2802 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2995 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,803,186 of utility $217 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 23 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | alexz3103 | 48% | 29 |
| #6 | el rhéba quid kjadjät | 48% | 114 |
| #7 | silly | 46% | 90 |
| #8 | HiddeBD | 43% | 222 |
| #9 | Panzerkampfwagen 38 | 37% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | honq | 61 | 0.0096 |
| #2 | Panzerkampfwagen 38 | 23 | 0.0190 |
| #3 | HiddeBD | 22 | 0.0050 |
| #4 | Devil Thing | 20 | 0.0108 |
| #5 | FireSky | 14 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | honq | +3.22 | 66 | 57 |
| #2 | FireSky | +2.84 | 75 | 60 |
| #3 | alexz3103 | +2.83 | 78 | 41 |
| #4 | Djecco | +0.69 | 45 | 59 |
| #5 | el rhéba quid kjadjät | +0.52 | 48 | 39 |





