








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 453 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Premier | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1362 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,332 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 831 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1167 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1117 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1217 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,637,513 of utility $287 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 215 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | honq | 37 | 0.0087 |
| #2 | Djecco | 27 | 0.0061 |
| #3 | Panzerkampfwagen 38 | 12 | 0.0239 |
| #4 | Devil Thing | 8 | 0.0087 |
| #5 | Timtime_7000 | 8 | 0.0180 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Djecco | 783 | 0.18 | 18 min |
| #2 | honq | 370 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #3 | FireSky | 262 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #4 | Devil Thing | 211 | 0.23 | 5 min |
| #5 | el rhéba quid kjadjät | 180 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FireSky | +3.79 | 81 | 59 |
| #2 | honq | +3.10 | 67 | 56 |
| #3 | Djecco | +0.86 | 44 | 57 |
| #4 | el rhéba quid kjadjät | +0.79 | 50 | 43 |
| #5 | Devil Thing | -1.50 | 54 | 54 |





