








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 22 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 61 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
947 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,276 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 712 | 31% |
| Smokes | 453 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 465 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 646 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $310,084 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 23 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BAiTLE G | 73% | 11 |
| #2 | Carry Potter | 63% | 24 |
| #3 | digi | 62% | 26 |
| #4 | MrTanki4 | 58% | 74 |
| #5 | Tukan_Indus121 | 55% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MrTanki4 | 8 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | -.- | 4 | 0.0110 |
| #3 | Tukan_Indus121 | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | fat koala | 3 | 0.0061 |
| #5 | digi | 1 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MrTanki4 | 219 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #2 | fat koala | 80 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #3 | Tukan_Indus121 | 70 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | -.- | 61 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #5 | BAiTLE G | 61 | 0.28 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MrTanki4 | +2.59 | 63 | 62 |
| #2 | BAiTLE G | +1.89 | 78 | 76 |
| #3 | -.- | +1.04 | 77 | 50 |
| #4 | Tukan_Indus121 | -0.41 | 46 | 30 |
| #5 | fat koala | -1.08 | 41 | 66 |





