








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1037 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 284 matches | ||
| Wingman | 204 matches | ||
| Faceit | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 102 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7101 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,906 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9411 | 27% |
| Smokes | 9228 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 7312 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 8955 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,482,046 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 217 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MR.D | 52% | 191 |
| #2 | Tukan_Indus121 | 51% | 202 |
| #3 | BAiTLE G | 46% | 71 |
| #4 | MrTanki4 | 44% | 177 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MR.D | 52% | 191 |
| #2 | Tukan_Indus121 | 51% | 202 |
| #3 | BAiTLE G | 46% | 71 |
| #4 | MrTanki4 | 44% | 177 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MrTanki4 | 16 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | MR.D | 4 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | BAiTLE G | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Tukan_Indus121 | 1 | 0.0002 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MR.D | 788 | 0.19 | 21 min |
| #2 | MrTanki4 | 570 | 0.15 | 17 min |
| #3 | BAiTLE G | 404 | 0.25 | 11 min |
| #4 | Tukan_Indus121 | 310 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MR.D | +3.77 | 84 | 70 |
| #2 | fat koala | -0.13 | 46 | 66 |
| #3 | BAiTLE G | -0.18 | 69 | 73 |
| #4 | MrTanki4 | -0.37 | 54 | 64 |
| #5 | Tukan_Indus121 | -2.28 | 42 | 46 |





