








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 144 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 284 matches | ||
| Wingman | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3226 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,792 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2961 | 21% |
| Smokes | 4959 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 2668 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 3204 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,502,399 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 139 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sitron | 64% | 56 |
| #2 | SeeYesGo | 64% | 53 |
| #3 | Manpoints69 | 61% | 49 |
| #4 | alexsntsv | 55% | 51 |
| #5 | Dilemma | 51% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | butterscotch | 26 | 0.0121 |
| #2 | Dilemma | 7 | 0.0063 |
| #3 | alexsntsv | 5 | 0.0050 |
| #4 | denial off the galaxy gas | 5 | 0.0053 |
| #5 | Manpoints69 | 5 | 0.0054 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪AzuBix | 193 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #2 | butterscotch | 170 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #3 | denial off the galaxy gas | 124 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | alexsntsv | 90 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | Manpoints69 | 89 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Manpoints69 | +2.77 | 48 | 57 |
| #2 | Sitron | +2.77 | 88 | 35 |
| #3 | alexsntsv | +2.62 | 75 | 51 |
| #4 | SeeYesGo | +1.12 | 68 | 11 |
| #5 | Ghostie-Kun | +0.98 | 54 | 36 |





