








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 591 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 148 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2133 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,751 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 795 | 29% |
| Smokes | 836 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1061 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 59 | 2% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,016,427 of utility $237 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 262 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rapich | 64% | 14 |
| #2 | Fearless | 60% | 25 |
| #3 | concon. ^^ | 53% | 15 |
| #4 | Oes | 52% | 21 |
| #5 | AF Guppynator | 52% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | NiceTri_Spud | 42% | 50 |
| #11 | CBC Danny C | 40% | 42 |
| #12 | h4 | 40% | 55 |
| #13 | Trem | 38% | 29 |
| #14 | Grummins | 30% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gunfingers | 5 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | AF SharkBearz | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | NiceTri_Spud | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Fearless | 2 | 0.0041 |
| #5 | rapich | 2 | 0.0065 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AF Guppynator | 231 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #2 | AF SharkBearz | 196 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #3 | h4 | 158 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #4 | gunfingers | 156 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #5 | Trem | 132 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | h4 | +1.95 | 79 | 67 |
| #2 | AF SharkBearz | +1.84 | 77 | 76 |
| #3 | wa1ve | +1.64 | 89 | 57 |
| #4 | NiceTri_Spud | +1.17 | 78 | 53 |
| #5 | rapich | +0.83 | 87 | 50 |





