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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 26 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1059 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,491 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 882 | 25% |
| Smokes | 970 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 747 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 892 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $487,812 of utility $176 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 188 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | rapich | 53% | 32 |
| #5 | NiceTri_Spud | 51% | 86 |
| #6 | Trem | 47% | 43 |
| #7 | uhteaS | 44% | 9 |
| #8 | Pongle | 40% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rapich | 8 | 0.0120 |
| #2 | Trem | 4 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | h4 | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | NiceTri_Spud | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | h4 | 253 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #2 | Trem | 225 | 0.26 | 5 min |
| #3 | NiceTri_Spud | 67 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #4 | Pongle | 54 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | rapich | 30 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NiceTri_Spud | +2.90 | 78 | 48 |
| #2 | h4 | +2.78 | 79 | 64 |
| #3 | Fusions | +1.58 | 73 | 58 |
| #4 | rapich | +1.21 | 87 | 47 |
| #5 | uhteaS | -0.52 | 73 | 44 |





