








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1003 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 148 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 69 matches | ||
| Premier | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6655 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,222 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11694 | 43% |
| Smokes | 6061 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 5633 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3834 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,189,636 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2218 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | <:) htiaL | 58% | 38 |
| #2 | uhkelsie | 57% | 69 |
| #3 | VinnieBB | 56% | 117 |
| #4 | Scouter | 55% | 94 |
| #5 | ✪ Yøink -iwnl- | 54% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scouter | 23 | 0.0121 |
| #2 | SirChickenYT | 9 | 0.0068 |
| #3 | uhkelsie | 6 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | ✪ Yøink -iwnl- | 6 | 0.0065 |
| #5 | VinnieBB | 4 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scouter | +5.95 | 95 | 62 |
| #2 | VinnieBB | +4.06 | 77 | 43 |
| #3 | SirChickenYT | +2.63 | 76 | 63 |
| #4 | uhkelsie | +2.50 | 92 | 34 |
| #5 | ✪ Yøink -iwnl- | +2.15 | 81 | 42 |





