








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 200 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Esplay | 12 matches | 2,007 | |
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2619 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,566 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2797 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1651 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 2981 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2137 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $278,190 of utility $47 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 709 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JetsuTNT | 69% | 36 |
| #2 | PeKSulli | 59% | 29 |
| #3 | L4de | 58% | 19 |
| #4 | honda | 53% | 133 |
| #5 | juuhan 瀑 | 53% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | L4de | 58% | 19 |
| #4 | honda | 53% | 133 |
| #5 | juuhan 瀑 | 53% | 36 |
| #6 | ned | 46% | 48 |
| #7 | VIGGEE 👑 | 45% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | honda | 19 | 0.0073 |
| #2 | juuhan 瀑 | 5 | 0.0069 |
| #3 | L4de | 4 | 0.0105 |
| #4 | ned | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | VIGGEE 👑 | 2 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | honda | 245 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #2 | VIGGEE 👑 | 125 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #3 | juuhan 瀑 | 98 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #4 | ned | 89 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | JetsuTNT | 57 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VIGGEE 👑 | +1.45 | 76 | 63 |
| #2 | honda | +1.39 | 64 | 61 |
| #3 | JetsuTNT | +1.37 | 88 | 47 |
| #4 | PeKSulli | +0.77 | 83 | 66 |
| #5 | LIMAINABOMAYE | -0.08 | 59 | 60 |





