








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 262 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 102 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 58 matches | ||
| Wingman | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 51 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5871 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,528 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8228 | 38% |
| Smokes | 4599 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 5289 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3412 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $929,545 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 363 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | catburgers | 72% | 43 |
| #2 | bHIP! | 58% | 76 |
| #3 | RoySaiYan | 50% | 187 |
| #4 | Kreamy | 45% | 71 |
| #5 | Mac | 42% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Fruits | 41% | 29 |
| #7 | Bert | 41% | 270 |
| #8 | ITS TIME | 40% | 293 |
| #9 | fent cart | 39% | 283 |
| #10 | bille... | 37% | 240 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ITS TIME | 11 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | fent cart | 11 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | bille... | 11 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Bert | 8 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | RoySaiYan | 7 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ITS TIME | 800 | 0.14 | 17 min |
| #2 | fent cart | 664 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| #3 | Bert | 361 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| #4 | bille... | 320 | 0.06 | 8 min |
| #5 | RoySaiYan | 149 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shwepp | +3.83 | 64 | 70 |
| #2 | Mac | +1.45 | 76 | 66 |
| #3 | Fruits | +0.84 | 83 | 54 |
| #4 | Kreamy | +0.69 | 57 | 54 |
| #5 | ITS TIME | +0.52 | 64 | 64 |





