








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 519 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 397 matches | ||
| Faceit | 47 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5066 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,096 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1970 | 16% |
| Smokes | 4552 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 2541 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3033 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,029,763 of utility $179 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Demonsar | 47% | 267 |
| #7 | Supine | 45% | 121 |
| #8 | Archy | 45% | 69 |
| #9 | PAS | 44% | 27 |
| #10 | ✪ FreakyFreeze | 36% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Demonsar | 35 | 0.0061 |
| #2 | Leonardo Dab Vinci | 8 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | TheLastDon | 6 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Supine | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | Archy | 2 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Demonsar | 691 | 0.12 | 16 min |
| #2 | TheLastDon | 517 | 0.18 | 14 min |
| #3 | Leonardo Dab Vinci | 496 | 0.11 | 14 min |
| #4 | Supine | 475 | 0.18 | 14 min |
| #5 | Archy | 293 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Archy | +3.10 | 80 | 55 |
| #2 | Supine | +2.12 | 68 | 72 |
| #3 | Huck | +0.71 | 74 | 54 |
| #4 | Hoid | +0.67 | 54 | 58 |
| #5 | PAS | +0.36 | 74 | 62 |





