








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 488 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 467 matches | ||
| Faceit | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




90 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4262 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,829 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4076 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2670 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 4779 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 4304 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,001,625 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 132 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Leonardo Dab Vinci | 47% | 211 |
| #8 | Huck | 47% | 267 |
| #9 | kAppz | 44% | 34 |
| #10 | ✪ FreakyFreeze | 40% | 84 |
| #11 | fappy228 | 39% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leonardo Dab Vinci | 20 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | TheLastDon | 11 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Archy | 9 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | Huck | 6 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | Supine | 6 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheLastDon | 879 | 0.18 | 25 min |
| #2 | Supine | 751 | 0.17 | 19 min |
| #3 | Archy | 484 | 0.20 | 14 min |
| #4 | Leonardo Dab Vinci | 458 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| #5 | Huck | 336 | 0.06 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Archy | +2.92 | 81 | 54 |
| #2 | Supine | +1.84 | 71 | 71 |
| #3 | PAS | +1.24 | 73 | 62 |
| #4 | Hoid | +0.94 | 54 | 59 |
| #5 | Huck | +0.73 | 75 | 54 |





