








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 301 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 183 matches | ||
| Faceit | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3471 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,324 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2319 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3056 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2395 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2554 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $900,050 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 33 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Faylanks | 59% | 41 |
| #2 | del | 53% | 74 |
| #3 | ♥♡제니artinny0쯔위♡♥ | 51% | 89 |
| #4 | aware | 48% | 89 |
| #5 | cloud | 48% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | andHao | 46% | 139 |
| #8 | DickThunder | 46% | 177 |
| #9 | RhomiC | 45% | 198 |
| #10 | Dick | 42% | 151 |
| #11 | ludi igrac | 41% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RhomiC | 8 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | Dick | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | andHao | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | Faylanks | 3 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | DickThunder | 2 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RhomiC | 669 | 0.16 | 17 min |
| #2 | andHao | 610 | 0.20 | 16 min |
| #3 | DickThunder | 477 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #4 | aware | 407 | 0.22 | 12 min |
| #5 | del | 302 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Preston | +2.41 | 76 | 69 |
| #2 | ♥♡제니artinny0쯔위♡♥ | +1.28 | 70 | 69 |
| #3 | aware | +0.49 | 71 | 72 |
| #4 | cloud | +0.05 | 83 | 47 |
| #5 | RhomiC | -0.09 | 57 | 62 |





