








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 68 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 180 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1588 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,733 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 601 | 16% |
| Smokes | 1351 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 1053 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 728 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $855,469 of utility $173 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | andHao | 47% | 161 |
| #2 | PawPaw | 45% | 116 |
| #3 | RhomiC | 45% | 226 |
| #4 | DickThunder | 44% | 200 |
| #5 | Preston | 42% | 151 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | PawPaw | 45% | 116 |
| #3 | RhomiC | 45% | 226 |
| #4 | DickThunder | 44% | 200 |
| #5 | Preston | 42% | 151 |
| #6 | ludi igrac | 38% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RhomiC | 7 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | Preston | 7 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | DickThunder | 5 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | andHao | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | PawPaw | 2 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RhomiC | 857 | 0.17 | 21 min |
| #2 | andHao | 739 | 0.21 | 20 min |
| #3 | DickThunder | 521 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #4 | Preston | 332 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #5 | PawPaw | 165 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Preston | +4.07 | 81 | 72 |
| #2 | andHao | +0.45 | 75 | 67 |
| #3 | RhomiC | -0.18 | 54 | 63 |
| #4 | PawPaw | -0.30 | 68 | 58 |
| #5 | DickThunder | -1.32 | 66 | 61 |





