








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 160 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 75 matches | ||
| Premier | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1461 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,220 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1012 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1239 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 864 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1105 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $459,393 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 55 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | D1m1 | 53% | 19 |
| #2 | Faylanks | 51% | 37 |
| #3 | del | 51% | 79 |
| #4 | Preston | 51% | 89 |
| #5 | aware | 51% | 99 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | del | 51% | 79 |
| #4 | Preston | 51% | 89 |
| #5 | aware | 51% | 99 |
| #6 | cloud | 46% | 69 |
| #7 | mic4h | 44% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Preston | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | del | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | aware | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | Faylanks | 2 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | mic4h | 1 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aware | 462 | 0.22 | 13 min |
| #2 | del | 326 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| #3 | Preston | 153 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | cloud | 137 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | Faylanks | 120 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♥♡제니artinny0쯔위♡♥ | +2.18 | 73 | 67 |
| #2 | aware | +0.73 | 72 | 73 |
| #3 | cloud | -0.06 | 83 | 47 |
| #4 | mic4h | -0.54 | 64 | 65 |
| #5 | Preston | -0.71 | 67 | 61 |





