








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 118 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 204 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 77 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2307 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,966 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2675 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2446 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2964 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1881 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $890,906 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 26 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | andHao | 50% | 193 |
| #2 | PawPaw | 49% | 124 |
| #3 | RhomiC | 46% | 254 |
| #4 | Preston | 46% | 177 |
| #5 | Dick | 44% | 200 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | PawPaw | 49% | 124 |
| #3 | RhomiC | 46% | 254 |
| #4 | Preston | 46% | 177 |
| #5 | Dick | 44% | 200 |
| #6 | ludi igrac | 37% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RhomiC | 8 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | Preston | 7 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Dick | 6 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | andHao | 6 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | PawPaw | 2 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RhomiC | 977 | 0.18 | 24 min |
| #2 | andHao | 833 | 0.20 | 23 min |
| #3 | Preston | 390 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #4 | PawPaw | 166 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #5 | Dick | 139 | 0.03 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Preston | +4.10 | 80 | 72 |
| #2 | andHao | +0.34 | 75 | 67 |
| #3 | RhomiC | +0.08 | 55 | 65 |
| #4 | PawPaw | -0.39 | 71 | 57 |
| #5 | DickThunder | -1.39 | 66 | 61 |





