








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1111 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 187 matches | ||
| Premier | 154 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 33 matches | ||
| Wingman | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 145 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




104 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5992 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,671 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3269 | 21% |
| Smokes | 3925 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 6075 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 2402 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,437,289 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1242 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | swasher | 63% | 46 |
| #2 | taco bell victim | 62% | 52 |
| #3 | Mr.NiceGuy | 55% | 98 |
| #4 | lonely | 53% | 49 |
| #5 | Levi | 53% | 196 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tang | 31 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | taco bell victim | 26 | 0.0258 |
| #3 | Levi | 24 | 0.0063 |
| #4 | Tee | 14 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | Mr.NiceGuy | 14 | 0.0070 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tang | 684 | 0.08 | 19 min |
| #2 | Tee | 213 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #3 | Levi | 173 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #4 | taco bell victim | 156 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #5 | Mr.NiceGuy | 144 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr.NiceGuy | +5.81 | 70 | 65 |
| #2 | taco bell victim | +5.24 | 60 | 53 |
| #3 | tang | +2.66 | 80 | 71 |
| #4 | Hero_Elementz | +2.05 | 36 | 31 |
| #5 | lonely | +1.69 | 72 | 8 |





