








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1139 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 167 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 149 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 143 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 118 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 60 matches | ||
| Premier | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 40 matches | ||
| Wingman | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 100 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




55 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7276 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,311 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1933 | 17% |
| Smokes | 4731 | 42% |
| HE Grenades | 1513 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 3134 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,061,920 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2325 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tang | 51% | 276 |
| #2 | CinemaFPS | 51% | 80 |
| #3 | Gravyity | 47% | 169 |
| #4 | Doodle Bob | 46% | 125 |
| #5 | Bobert | 46% | 105 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Hero_Elementz | 43% | 103 |
| #10 | Levi | 42% | 123 |
| #11 | 𝐌𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐞 | 41% | 216 |
| #12 | V ♡ | 39% | 79 |
| #13 | J^cob | 37% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝐌𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐞 | 61 | 0.0144 |
| #2 | Gravyity | 35 | 0.0102 |
| #3 | ImNotCasper [LEAKY BARREL GANG] | 35 | 0.0182 |
| #4 | tang | 26 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | swasher | 20 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tang | 403 | 0.07 | 11 min |
| #2 | Doodle Bob | 372 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #3 | swasher | 289 | 0.05 | 7 min |
| #4 | CinemaFPS | 229 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #5 | Bobert | 205 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ImNotCasper [LEAKY BARREL GANG] | +5.28 | 89 | 55 |
| #2 | Doodle Bob | +4.41 | 84 | 60 |
| #3 | Gravyity | +2.96 | 73 | 21 |
| #4 | tang | +2.37 | 78 | 73 |
| #5 | Hero_Elementz | +2.37 | 41 | 33 |





