








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 8 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
241 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 462 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 150 | 32% |
| Smokes | 113 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 92 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 107 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $94,890 of utility $74 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Maeday | 48% | 23 |
| #2 | Willow_The_Wisp | 46% | 24 |
| #3 | Slamming Avant-Cyber Shitgrind | 44% | 32 |
| #4 | Trashcan | 42% | 19 |
| #5 | The Dust 2 Batman | 41% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Slamming Avant-Cyber Shitgrind | 2 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | Maeday | 1 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Slamming Avant-Cyber Shitgrind | 107 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #2 | The Dust 2 Batman | 37 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #3 | Maeday | 35 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | Willow_The_Wisp | 24 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #5 | Vivi <3 | 5 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | andromeda | +2.99 | 38 | 34 |
| #2 | Maeday | +1.94 | 46 | 46 |
| #3 | The Dust 2 Batman | +1.56 | 55 | 9 |
| #4 | Slamming Avant-Cyber Shitgrind | +1.36 | 21 | 13 |
| #5 | Willow_The_Wisp | +0.95 | 14 | 46 |





